This poem is at present linked back from the POETRY PANTRY.
Poetry Pantry provides opportunity for poets to let others see their earlier work. This was my first ever published poem, appearing in the mid-70's in the Carcanet Press "Scottish Poetry 8"
Come up and greet my jolly, golden solace.
Through here! She voices best in gurgling bathrooms.
Stroke - she won't bite - her close coiled, shining cloisters . . .
A gin-crazed plumber, in to fix the ball-cock
swooned when his gaze rolled round those crotcheted pipings . .
Your smile leers massive, from burnished haunch reflected.
Fondle her foghorn face. I think she likes you.
Sit! Sit! I'll clasp her close and get her going.
I fell for her, my hippo, in a junk-shop.
She squatted, three-pound-ten, a chubby bargain.
A friendly welder patched one tattered buttock.
Ignore choleric thumps from upstairs neighbours.
My rondos resonating with their windows
enrage her cat which claws his potted cacti.
Ex-R.A.F., his tracer drills my ceiling.
Give him his way, he'd melt her down for bullets.
Have suitors, faint as simpering glockenspiels
stitched frills to hot-eyed love with lace flutes needling,
entombed their caverned lusts in lowing cellos,
or scraped and sidled with seductive fiddles?
I, triple-tongued and three crooked fingers pumping,
lip firm with lung in heartfelt syncopation
will plight a fat-cheeked troth that shakes the sternum.
Our mammoth blasts bring hearts' defences tumbling.
Lips purse. Trial puffs fan distant, dripping cellars.
Stirred echoes faintly wander spiralled sewers . . .
(This melancholy mastodon of music
fair uses up the Brasso, I can tell you.)
Now eggs of sorrow in her tin bowels hatching
trundle her ghostly, subterranean gloamings,
soar to the flaring spaces of her belfry.
And OOMPAH roars its challenge to despair.

Love it, really very funny
ReplyDeleteObviously this in no way devalues your very real pain
ReplyDeletethree-pound-ten, a chubby bargain.
ReplyDeleteI feel a kinship...
This is WONderful!!! Especially the last four lines, which are brilliant!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Sue, Jinksy and Deborah. This poem was my first ever published work. It arose from a writing exercise undertaken in an "Imaginative Writing" adult education class . . now many years ago. The tutor/coach/mentor/critic was really, really good. More details of how he ran the class HERE
ReplyDeleteMy Father was a musician and knew Sir Thomas Beecham who was notorious in the music world for his practical jokes and eccentric behaviour. My Father was playing in a seaside orchestra in Bournemouth when Sir Thomas heard a radio performance and invited him up to London for an audition.He was successful and got the job in what was then the Royal Philharmonic orchestra.
ReplyDeleteMy word, Doc, Jinksy has obviously been delving into your archives today! Brass bands are an intrinsic part of life 'up north' but the tuba needs a special affection!
ReplyDeleteI too love the tuba - as indeed I do all the instruments with deep bass notes (including the voice). Lovely poem.
ReplyDeleteThank you Derrick and Viv. This was the first poem I ever earned money from . . probably about £1.50! . . . way, way back in the mid '70s.
ReplyDeleteIt was sparked by a "prompt" from an Imaginative Writing tutor, during an evening class. He alloted 10 minutes halfway through the session, when the class were required to write, given the prompt. (Just like Rall or Magie or Poetry Bus - but only for 10 minutes!) The prompt was "I have always wanted to . . . " The Doc began "I have always wanted to play the tuba . . . " and the poem followed about a week later.
I am now seeing treble, thanks to Poetry Pantry, which is an apt phrase to use in respect of a musical instrument I think! The poem is still just as funny and adds a certain oompa to a Monday morning! LOL :)
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this poem SO MUCH! All of the convoluted and apt phrases, I smiled all the way through. Love the "chubby bargain" and the cat clawing the cactus. Plighting the "fat-cheeked troth". Wonderfully and richly worded all the way through.
ReplyDeleteVery rich and colorful piece. I enjoyed it very much.
ReplyDeleteDR, FTSE,
ReplyDeleteA very nice musical feel and a true appreciation for the tones and touch of the tuba.
I really enjoyed reading this poem.
Added your interesting blog, to follow!
Best wishes, Eileen :)